Restaurant Serves Food on Unhygienic Grass-Covered Tables

Yeah, that's REAL GRASS.  Does it "DISTRESS" you?  Do you think the grass is vile and unhealthy to eat upon?

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Australian burger chain "Grill'd" in Melbourne has enticed the ire of over 10,000 people on Instagram over their idea to cover their wooden tables with real live grass, claiming it to be an unhygienic marketing stunt. One such visitor wrote on Reddit that the marketing stunt had 'triggered' online anger, causing long rants of disgust over the idea.  This guy's Instagram post is the worst of all, according to the media.

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Melbourne. What the fuck is wrong with you? We get it. You are the brains-trust capital of Australia for self-gratifying, capitalist ethics. Can you please stop trying to one up yourselves? When does it become the sustainability olympics? Will Melbourne get the bronze, silver and gold for useless burger shop fit-outs? We get it! Organic is good, buy local. Fuck the big supermarkets. Plastic bags = bad. But what the fuck does turf on tables somehow prove? How is that hygienic? GTFO. I am triggered so hard by this shit. Ok i’m done. #larrydavidmoment #wegetit #triggeredasfuck #itookthebait

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