YOU HAVE GAINED POUNDS FROM EVIL THANKSGIVING FOOD!

The Obesity Epidemic has gone up another tick over the last few days as overfed, bloated Americans gain weight from high calorie Thanksgiving dinner and the consumption of its leftovers over the weekend! Population control wins again! Now you must FAST yourselves. Avoid food or DIE LIKE A FATTENED SOW!

YOU ATE 4500 CALORIES or TWO DAYS WORTH OF CALORIES IN ONE PLATE!