Creepy FLORIDA Pervert Caught Squirting Hair Conditioner on Women's Butts

Squirter simulates his ejaculation face for mugshot.

Hair conditioner looks like and has the same consistency as CUM, that is why Mr. Creepy Guy enjoyed squirting it on women's butts at Target.  Our staff psychiatrist clarified, saying the squirting is a form of acting out his fantasy of ejaculating on women.  But people are offended by the act of squirting because: "we all know ejaculate belongs inside the mouth, vagina or ass, not outside," our staff psychiatrist told us.

"As he crept up on the women, Boyd had his sweat pants 'pulled down away from the waist area' and was 'stroking what appeared to be his penis.' "