America's Funniest Home Videos' 600 Hits to the Penis in Celebration of their 600th Episode

The TV show, "America's Funniest Home Videos" celebrates its 600th episode by putting together a video showing 600 painful attacks to the beloved penis in 600 seconds.  How clever of the show's penis-obsessed producers to entertain us with such an enjoyable little home video of their own, eh, matey?