Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Mouth Lesion Caused by Giving Too Much Oral Sex to Men

MEXICAN DOCTORS SAY those into giving ORAL SEX to men's penises will suffer this horrific red mark on the roof of their mouth.  SEE THE RED CIRCLE?  That's where the PENIS HEAD continually hits on the man's mouth as he's sucking cock.  After time, the rampant impact causes ugly discoloration!  Your friends, family and tricks will all think you've got MOUTH CANCER when they see that red circle on the roof of your mouth!
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At first esteemed dentists in Mexico were stumped over a strange red lesion found on the roof of a man's mouth.  After interrogating the patient for several hours he revealed he was an avid cocksucker, practicing the act on many, many men weekly.  Through much scholarly research, Mexican dentists determined the man's mouth lesion is known as "erythema" and is caused by performing TOO MUCH oral sex on men's penises (you won't get erythema if you perform oral sex on vaginas or engage in oral licking of the anus ("rim job")).

Doctors told the patient to stop sucking cock for a week, which he did. When he complied, the ugly red mark on the roof of his mouth disappeared.  The patient was relieved the red lesion wasn't oral cancer.  So it has become the patient's MISSION IN LIFE to warn all people who engage in oral sex about the red mark.

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