Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Mouth Lesion Caused by Giving Too Much Oral Sex to Men
At first esteemed dentists in Mexico were stumped over a strange red lesion found on the roof of a man's mouth. After interrogating the patient for several hours he revealed he was an avid cocksucker, practicing the act on many, many men weekly. Through much scholarly research, Mexican dentists determined the man's mouth lesion is known as "erythema" and is caused by performing TOO MUCH oral sex on men's penises (you won't get erythema if you perform oral sex on vaginas or engage in oral licking of the anus ("rim job")).
Doctors told the patient to stop sucking cock for a week, which he did. When he complied, the ugly red mark on the roof of his mouth disappeared. The patient was relieved the red lesion wasn't oral cancer. So it has become the patient's MISSION IN LIFE to warn all people who engage in oral sex about the red mark.
Labels:
gay,
penis freaks,
sick,
weird news,
WTF?
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