Showing posts with label penis freaks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label penis freaks. Show all posts

Monday, August 3, 2020

ADULT LINK: 19-Year-Old Girl is Lured Into Sleazy Gang Bang By Smoothe Talking Camera Guy

A street-wise blond girl named Capri is paid $300 in cash to participate in "social behavior" interview in Los Angeles.  She is picked up at a pharmacy likely picking up birth control and painkillers for the huge black cocks that will go into her at the "social behavior interview" at a motel with her cute black friend and some other guys.

Camera Guy: "What kind of work do you do?"
Capri: "I'd rather not say."

Watch the lurid proceedings here.

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Perverts GET A DAMN ROOM! (VIDEO)

We decent folk are SICK & TIRED of seeing your disgusting public displays of affection!  Seeing you giving head and drinking his piss caused my friend to have CONVULSIONS from his disgust.  I damn near passed out being so shocked at what we saw.  Next time get a room!  Or we will throw rocks at you!  Disgraceful!

Oh God, oh God! Fuck me, fuck me!

Wait, stupid!  VIDEO LOADING BELOW!



The EVIL SOURCE of this thing!

Friday, October 12, 2018

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Intercourse in Fast Food Line

Watch as he sticks his pecker inside her as she orders the food in the fast food joint. What a couple slobs. [Reddit Source]

“Fast Food” from r/trashy

Mouth Lesion Caused by Giving Too Much Oral Sex to Men

MEXICAN DOCTORS SAY those into giving ORAL SEX to men's penises will suffer this horrific red mark on the roof of their mouth.  SEE THE RED CIRCLE?  That's where the PENIS HEAD continually hits on the man's mouth as he's sucking cock.  After time, the rampant impact causes ugly discoloration!  Your friends, family and tricks will all think you've got MOUTH CANCER when they see that red circle on the roof of your mouth!
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At first esteemed dentists in Mexico were stumped over a strange red lesion found on the roof of a man's mouth.  After interrogating the patient for several hours he revealed he was an avid cocksucker, practicing the act on many, many men weekly.  Through much scholarly research, Mexican dentists determined the man's mouth lesion is known as "erythema" and is caused by performing TOO MUCH oral sex on men's penises (you won't get erythema if you perform oral sex on vaginas or engage in oral licking of the anus ("rim job")).

Doctors told the patient to stop sucking cock for a week, which he did. When he complied, the ugly red mark on the roof of his mouth disappeared.  The patient was relieved the red lesion wasn't oral cancer.  So it has become the patient's MISSION IN LIFE to warn all people who engage in oral sex about the red mark.

Monday, July 16, 2018

Inmate, woman busted for having sex in courthouse stairwell

A Louisiana woman was all smiles after allegedly getting busted for having sex with an inmate in a courthouse stairwell, according to reports.

"I just HAD to have his COCK in me!  So solly!"

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Classic Horror Movie Recommendation: "Granny" (1999)

Eight college students are stalked and killed by a maniac dressed in a hag mask…

“Granny is a film that any bad movie lover needs to see. Its bad writing, direction, music, and acting, make this not just one of the worst films ever made, but one of the most entertaining ones too." --- Horrorpedia.com

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Man in Underwear Walks Down Street in Brazil with World's Biggest Penis

LITTLE CHILDREN WITH CAMERA react with shock and awe at the man's exposed penis on the street.





The sick, penis-obsessed media is all fixated on the fighter's big penis, INSTEAD OF HIS HISTORIC FIGHT TONIGHT ON LIVE TV. WTF is wrong with you sexually deprived lunkheads?

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Monday, June 19, 2017

Sunday, June 18, 2017

ANIMALS REVENGE: Farmer Dies After Pig Bit Off His Penis

Drunken Mexican Miguel Anaya Pablo, 60, of San Lucas Ojitlan in south-western Mexico’s state of Oaxaca got his dick and three fingers bitten off after fucking around with his annoyed pig while on a late night drunken binge. Details of the creepy story here.


We're not sure what that white sticky stuff in piggy's mouth is,
but what we do know he has the munchies for human penis!
Moohahahaha!

Friday, June 16, 2017

Friday, June 9, 2017

Writer Claims Pres. Kennedy Had Gay Friend Installed in White House Room

New Kennedy clan smear campaign?  A new book claims President John Kennedy had a gay friend who allegedly regularly sucked his cock and was given "a room" in the White House "against Jackie O's wishes" (suggesting she didn't like homosexuals).

The book "Jack and Lem" goes on to say that after JFK was shot and killed, this gay friend went after Bobby Kennedy Jr. to orally service him. 

It would seem this writer has some sort of oral fixation on Kennedy penises.

He was a school friend.  Why does his sexuality have to be exposed?


"White House visitor: Billings often spent the night at the White House,
which upset Jackie Kennedy. She reportedly had a love-hate relationship
with her husband's best friend" Writes Daily Mail.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Flesh Gordon Battles Penisaurus!

Flesh Gordon must save his companions from the attack of the giant penis monster on the planet "porno."





Watch full "Flesh Gordon" movie here:

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Sunday, April 23, 2017

VIRAL: Male Stripper Strips While Water Skiing

From Facebook: The world's hottest water skier does his strip act while water skiing at breakneck speed.





Did Risky Martin stuff those briefs with a sock or is THAT the real deal?
The penis-obsessed want to know!  LOL :-)
Ricky (or "Risky") Martin performs in his underwear on the series, "Lip Synch Battle."

INTERNET RAGE: Mother Gives Baby a Dildo to Suck On

Stupid mother posts photos on the Internet of her teething baby sucking on a dildo, sparking outrage.

“They took the baby out of me and it does not look like me. It happened by accident. I got knocked up.”

Doctor: "Sucking on a rubber penis may turn this child homosexual later in life."