Dirty Skid Marks in Walmart (PHOTO)

He should be buying NEW UNDERWEAR instead of Keystone Light.

London Fashion Week Men's Spring 2018

Yeah, that weirdo is actually a dude modeling weird clothing for the next year (27-photo slideshow). DO NOT miss the other "men's fashions" photos. You won't believe what they're wearing. Trust me. You just fucken WON'T BELIEVE IT.

Summer Has Arrived! It's Time to Buy Your New "Sexy Chest" One Piece Swim Suit, Dudes!

WON'T YOU LOOK
SMART IN THIS, DUDE?
ONLY $49.95!
BUY YOURS HERE!

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

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New Cologne Makes You Smell Like Kittens

The cologne is called "Kitten Fur," and they describe the scent as, quote, "the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort from just behind a kitten's neck."  A four-ounce bottle costs $40 at DemeterFragrance.com.

Splash Some On! Meow!

Pre-Order Your Trump Troll

Tiny Trump Troll will cost you $25 bucks to squeeze him's lil pee-pee.

MOUTHWATERING Lighter Spy Camera

Like to spy on people, eh?  Heh-heh... Well here's an ordinary looking lighter that's a sound-activated video camera.  Might make a delightful Christmas present, savvy?

WATCH DEMO

Out of Ideas for Christmas Gift?

How about something a little different this year???

WINE CONDOMS HAVE ARRIVED

Winos rejoice at the new WINE CONDOMS.  But they're not what you expected!  Hahahahaha!  See the Official Wine Condoms Website for details.

2016's Most Popular Halloween Costumes

Google's Frightgeist map reveals 2016's most popular Halloween costumes to give you inspiration.  Number One so far is Harley Quinn for women... Who or what is Harley Quinn some of you may ask?

Read about criminal Harley Quinn here.