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Oh cute, here's Ms. President saying a whole generation of white people have to die to end racism. And that's what them cuckoo celebrities in Hollyweird want for president. Righto.
HINT: You MUST be one or the other sex. Unless you're from another planet, people born on Earth are either male or female. LOOK AT YOUR GENITALIA. Once you know what sex organ you have down there between your legs (hint-hint), identify that sex organ with the male/female sign on bathroom door and select the door which is for a male penis or a female vagina sex organ and go in. Stand to pee if you're male, sit down on the toilet to pee if you're female.
See the tweet (in Spanish) -- translated says: "Apparently there is concern for the child bathing on your balcony with a makeshift swimming pool. We can calculate the weight supported."
Homophobe Theodore wearing a San Francisco T-Shirt. Uh-Huh.
Our star nut pick of the day is the legendary Theodore Shoebat, a sexy-looking Christian stinker who loves his garden and a great chef in the kitchen (see his Facebook cooking videos). Ummm, sounds GAY, right? But Theodore is actually NOT GAY (he claims vehemently) and what comes out of his mouth, despite his good looks is QUITE UGLY (and disappointing). Theodore claims to hate gays so bad he wants them exterminated.
"Oh poo!" Says Lovey Howell! With a name like "Theodore" no wonder he hates gays, ha-ha! Probably latent and been teased all his miserable life. His outlet seems to be ranting death threats against gays all the time. Some sort of switch malfunction going on there, if you know what I mean.
"She's witch, she's a Jezebel. She's Evil. In a true Christian society, people like Ann Coulter would be arrested and put to death."
NEXT, we have Theodore flipping out over Pres. Trump holding the gay flag and posts yet another legendary anti-gay tantrum video. God, girl, get a grip! Get on some meds and embrace your homosexual side! Quit bitching all the time and have some good rampant toe-curling gay secks and...
"Let the sodomite gay demon enter your anus through demonic gay cum to become one of us, Theodore... become ONE OF US FILTHY SODOMITES!"
DIAGNOSIS: You know, it's such a shame to be a cute guy yet so ugly hateful inside. With his pleasant gardening and cooking skills, sexy looks and obvious intelligence he'd make a perfect gay husband. No, seriously. He's appealing -- except for all that hatred of gays junk. Cut that out and he'd likely be quite a delightful companion. I think the poor guy was brainwashed as a child by cray-cray anti-gay religious fanatic kooks or molested or raped or some other such horrific life event that has triggered his vehement hatred of gays. It's really quite disturbing. I believe he's in dire need of psychological help. He's screaming out for help by posting these hate speech tantrum videos.
InfoWars reporter claims feminsts at Women's March on Washington assaulted him. The assault, such as it is, was a light slap. Not enough to stop him from antagonizing them.
Crazy Woman FREAKS OUT When "President Trump" is Announced:
The annoying and strange tradition of having to set all your clocks ahead or back by one hour -- referred to as "Daylight Savings Time" happens again tonight. Most people get confused by the purpose of "Fall Back." Daylight Savings Time ENDSwhen you set your clock back ("fall back") -- IT DOES NOT START, despite the idea you'll have daylight by doing so, oddly enough.
If you have clocks in every room, including your watches, cars, electronics, etc., this means you must get off your backdoor strange pussy to engage yourself in adjusting all this equipment backward by one hour. That's right. That means getting up on a ladder in some cases, GETTING YOUR HANDS DIRTY touching your dusty, dirty clock that hasn't been touched for six months since the last Daylight Savings Time ordeal! So, not only must you set the time back, but you'll have to CLEAN YOUR CLOCK as well -- unless you are a SLOB and don't care about cleanliness, which is next to Godliness the Bible sayeth!
"Why must I do this insanity! WHY!" You cry to deaf ears, reaching to the Heavens above for guidance.
Because "Fall Back" means you'll have daylight instead of darkness in early morning hours when you're going to work (pronounced "wirk" in New York) -- BUT! You will be in complete darkness when you leave work at 5:00 -- a time when evil criminals lurk in the shadows of night hunting for their next prey -- a trade-off that makes the whole Daylight Savings Time ordeal quite unnecessary and illogical. Instead of getting killed in the morning, you're being killed in the evening!
