Restaurant Makes "Ronaldo Sex Biscuits" Amid Rape Claims

A cafe in Britain is making light of soccer star Ronaldo's rape allegations. Here's a link to the Tweet w/photo. More to the story on Mirror.

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Restaurant Serves Food on Unhygienic Grass-Covered Tables

Yeah, that's REAL GRASS.  Does it "DISTRESS" you?  Do you think the grass is vile and unhealthy to eat upon?

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Australian burger chain "Grill'd" in Melbourne has enticed the ire of over 10,000 people on Instagram over their idea to cover their wooden tables with real live grass, claiming it to be an unhygienic marketing stunt. One such visitor wrote on Reddit that the marketing stunt had 'triggered' online anger, causing long rants of disgust over the idea.  This guy's Instagram post is the worst of all, according to the media.

Are you tired of restaurant gimmicks serving your food on bits of wood and roof slates, chips in mugs and jam-jar drinks, etc.?  Follow "We Want Plates" on Twitter and read their new book exposing restaurants who are serving grub in unhealthy ways!

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Melbourne. What the fuck is wrong with you? We get it. You are the brains-trust capital of Australia for self-gratifying, capitalist ethics. Can you please stop trying to one up yourselves? When does it become the sustainability olympics? Will Melbourne get the bronze, silver and gold for useless burger shop fit-outs? We get it! Organic is good, buy local. Fuck the big supermarkets. Plastic bags = bad. But what the fuck does turf on tables somehow prove? How is that hygienic? GTFO. I am triggered so hard by this shit. Ok i’m done. #larrydavidmoment #wegetit #triggeredasfuck #itookthebait

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Chocolate Ramen

Another culinary nightmare from Shitty Food Porn.

Fed-Up Waiters Shove Cake Into Rude Diners' Faces (VIDEO)

Two foul-mouthed, entitled women got just what they deserved for their rudeness by having cake slammed into their rude faces by waiters at an Italian restaurant in Kiev, Ukraine. Read story on Mirror.UK


Source: Fed Up Waiters Throw Cakes Into Rude Diners Faces by CEN

Sniff Dog Discovers Roasted Pig Head in Passenger's Luggage

"On Thursday, CBP Agriculture Detector K-9 “Hardy” a member of the “Beagle Brigade”, alerted to the baggage of a traveler from Ecuador. During a further examination, CBP agriculture specialists discovered a roasted pig head in the traveler’s baggage. The pig weighing nearly two-pounds was seized and destroyed."  Story here AND another story with video here...

Crazy Vegan Mother Drinks Friend's SEMEN Every Morning to Stay Healthy

What happens when you don't eat meat.

“When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself.”

Source AND Source.

Yummy Hospital Food

Reminder: The concept of a hospital stay is to "get well" not make you sicker.

SEE ShittyFoodPorn for more nauseating culinary creations.

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"This is how you keep a man," Ms. Bonehead writes.

Her sodomy ire.  She ends with "I can't believe this SHIT is happening."

Postman Steals Family's Tomatoes -- Family is Mad as Hell About It

So the fuck what if he ate three tomatoes? Why throw a tantrum over that? Whatever happened to SHARING? WTF?

Ashtray Desert! (MUST-SEE)

How would you like to learn how to make the fantastic new desert confection, Ashtray Desert?  Even the nasty butts are edible!  Thanks to chef Ben Churchill for this smoker's culinary dream.



DON'T ASK ME FOR THE RECIPE, BUT HERE ARE THE INGREDIENTS FROM THE 'FOOD ILLUSIONIST'!

• Vanilla panna cotta set in an 
• ashtray topped with 
• smoky lapsang gel, 
• silver chocolate, 
• meringue powder and 
• EDIBLE chocolate cigarette butts.

NEW PRODUCT! Hot Dog Water

Did you know that for a mere $38 you can have the Secret to Youth, Health & Vitality from a hot dog submerged in MAGIC WATER in a glass tube? Apparently so! Hot Dog Water is all the rage! Click on #hotdogwater for all the news on Twitter! Did you know Hot Dog Water encourages critical thinking?

And when you've swallowed the miraculous Water your hot dog soaked in, you can put those hot dogs to GOOD USE WITH ANY MEAL!

Desperate Living

I'd rather be bitten by a bat than eat that shit.

Pickle Juice Slushy

Longest Pizza in the World [A MUST-SEE]

A bunch of pizza makers in Fontana, Calif. just made the world’s longest pizza, officially grabbing the #Guinness World Record from Italy. At 6,333 feet (or 2.13 km), the pizza was created in Fontana, Calif. by dozens of chefs and their willing helpers at the #Auto Club Speedway of California. READ STORY HERE

6,333 Foot Pizza!

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Creepy New York ER Nurse Makes Gore Cakes Out of What She Sees

Artist Katherine Dey has many talents: illustration, sculpture, body painting and making cakes into very morbid shapes. Meet the nurse who turns gory scenes inspired by the ER into horrifyingly-realistic cadaver cakes.

I Invented This NOT THEM!

One skillet Taco pasta! I've been making this for years. The starch from the pasta noodles (always use the twisty noodles as they HOLD THE SAUCE in their ribs) thickens the juices in the skillet. However, DO DRAIN OUT THE FAT from the burger. Or tilt the skillet and use a turkey baster to suck out the grease/fat from the burga. Nice little Twitter site, though, if you're a "foodie" you might want to "follow" them!

Cheesy Taco Pastapic.twitter.com/T0Z4zDXzaH

— Yummy Recipes 🍕 (@SatisfyingTaste) June 3, 2017

Eight DELICIOUS Rainbow Recipes You Simply MUST Make

MOUTHWATERING, AIN'T IT?

CLICK HERE for the recipe for RAINBOW CUPCAKES!

Now doesn't THAT look absolutely YUMMY? Celebrate Gay Pride Month in June by baking these eight colorful rainbow recipes to show your acceptance of gay culture.

RAINBOW LAYER CAKE!

CLICK HERE to learn how to make Rainbow Layer Cake!
It's not hard at all!

Man Breaks Into Burger King and Drinks Gallons of Deep Frying Oil

Florida cops found 510-lb Romeo Carter chugging down oil directly from Burger King deep fryers in Florida. He had already ingested dozens of gallons of cooking oil, but was still drinking it with an apparently unquenchable thirst.

“My wife’s put me on a tofu and raw vegetable diet, and I couldn’t take it anymore.” Said Mr. Carter.

Lunch with Trump (STUNNING FOOD PHOTOS!)

A series of photos show Pres. Trump enjoying White House food on the presidential desk. Amazing.

Order Cheese at McDonalds

He ordered a McDonalds cheeseburger with no onion, ketchup, mustard, pickles, bun, or meat. He was surprised when he got this:

I ordered a cheese. Not sure what I expected. pic.twitter.com/3MxyKHNIw4

— Merchant (@coL_Merchant) March 13, 2017

The Rich & Privileged Eating Garbage

You'd think that with all his BILLIONS he'd eat something a bit more nutritious and/or exotic than that garbage.  Not something a 70-year-old should be eating, unless he's bucking for clogged arteries.

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The billboard on the 1000 block of Phoenix’s Grand Avenue is, according to reports, the work of Karen Fiorito. For those of you not au fait with the name ‘Karen’, Fox News tells us she’s a “female artist”.

Billboard in Phoenix, Arizona.

Artist protests about "division" yet her "work" screams of it.  STFU